TL;DR My country's customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.
We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:
Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK ≈ 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.
| Item | Description of the auctioned item | Qty | Unit price | CZK total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Erotic aid - anal jewel, 3 pcs/set | 594 | 300 ($13) | 178 200,00 ($7722) |
| 2 | Erotic aid case | 300 | 210 ($9) | 63 000,00 ($2700) |
| 3 | Erotic aid (penis) | 40 | 600 ($25) | 24 000,00 ($1000) |
| 4 | Electric pump | 40 | 90 ($4) | 3 600,00 ($160) |
| 5 | Sex aid - straps | 193 | 300 ($13) | 57 900,00 ($2509) |
| 6 | Erotic aid - anal jewel with tail | 99 | 210 ($9) | 20 790,00 ($891) |
| 7 | Erotic aid for penis without USB | 77 | 300 ($13) | 23 100,00 ($1001) |
| 8 | Venus balls | 112 | 300 ($13) | 33 600,00 ($1456) |
| 9 | Enema | 210 | 120 ($5) | 25 200,00 ($1050) |
| 10 | Enema with black pouch | 30 | 150 ($7) | 4 500,00 ($210) |
| Total price (CZK) | 433 890,00 ($18,315) | |||
| Auction start at (CZK) | 144 630,00 ($6105) |
The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.
Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-L's English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)
Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.