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submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Drop_All_Users@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Code documentation is like sex, when it's good it's great, and when it's not good...it's still better then no documentation.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how is that like sex

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You would know if you had sex

[–] bloodfoot@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And if you’re male.

Edit: FFS does no one realize that women experience sex differently from men? Bad sex with an oblivious partner can be downright painful for a woman. The same is typically not true for men. My point was not that women don’t have sex or that they don’t enjoy sex. My point is that they don’t experience it the same way as men.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought women have sex too

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women don't exist

[–] Sternout@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

No you don't exist!

[–] kassuro@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or the good old:

// Todo link to unrelated ticket which is marked as done and nobody knows the meaning of this commet