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[–] ValiantDust@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago

But are you gonna return something for this method??? You said you'd return an integer, yet there is no return statement!

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Compiler/interpreter: Can't find variable farfignewton.

Earlier:

Me: Declare variables near, far

IDE: Oh! You mean farfignewton right? I found that in some completely unrelated library you didn't write. Allow me complete that for you while you're not paying attention.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

IDE is one thing, Go refuses to compile. Like calm down, I'm going to use it in a second. Just let me test the basics of my new method before I start using this variable.

Or every time you add or remove a printf it refuses to compile until you remove that unused import. Please just fuck off.

[–] treechicken@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

VSCode with Go language support: removes unused variable on save "Fixed that compilation bug for ya, boss"

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like actually deletes them from the working copy? Or just removes them in the code sent to the compiler but they still appear in the editor?

[–] FizzyOrange@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah IIRC it deletes them, which is as mad as you would expect. Maybe they've fixed that since I used it last which was some years ago.