See also: The Sims
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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This had to be done, huh? Lol
Rule of Acquisition #9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
Is that Gates McFadden in the last one lol
All of them.
Daniella Fetish sounds more like a name kink than a pen name.
So uhh, how do you know about these?
I, uh... I made these.
Finding the original book covers will serve as a questionable Google search in my impending subpoena(s).
I believe the poet Roy Parker Jr said it best, "Bustin' makes me feel good."
And if you've got ghosts--freaky ghosts--he wants you to call.
This is how far the republican / conservative agenda will go .... they want to ban sex in this life ... because they'll know we'll go hog wild in the afterlife
pair o' not-normals.
A lot of star trek episodes are on the left, but there’s one episode of TNG which is clearly on the right.
[Beverly Crusher intensifies]
Oh boy, it's not about ghosts, it's about werewolves aka furry porn.
Ghost fucker all the way baybee!!!!!
My daddy was a pervert and I'm a pervert’s son
Oh no. It's a whole genre?!
dont believe in them to start with although some spiritedness in partners might be nice once in a while
I'm over in the science section across the store.
Ghosts aren't my thing, but I don't judge.
Unless they're Confederate Civil War ghosts, then I'm going to judge.
What if you, also, are a ghost?
I'd sneak into the movies without paying!
Sure, but would you sneak into a car?
I'd have to think about that one 🤔
Why not both?
As a strict monogamist, the only paranormal sex I'm interested in is if my SO turns.
Isn't this viewpoint why "until death do us part" is a thing?
I'm cool with my SO not parting after death, provided we can still get the romance on.
I typed a long message, then asked my wife what she thought about the concepts raised.
She informed me that you might be metaphorically pulling my chain.
If you are, well done! I was fooled. Though tricking someone as socially oblivious as I isn't that much of an achievement, I still appreciate the joke.
If you are not, I am happy to discuss the philosophies of committed relationships, but my (very inexpert) main points would be:
- one should honor all commitments
- commitments can be ethically renegotiated with the informed consent of all involved parties
- at the end of the commitment (ie, death in this case), termination or renegotiation is also fair (even if the same commitment is the end result)
edit: corrected an individual word.
I was joking.
That said, I also have a religious belief in life after death, and that includes marriage, though I also believe we need to choose each other again in the next life. I didn't really want to get into that in a random funny post, but there you go.
My sincere apologies to you creating a situation that might have pressured you into sharing something private or that the context made you uncomfortable sharing. I thought people might be amused by me being informed that you were joking, but I did not mean to discomfit you.
Thank you for responding. If you would like to continue the previous conversation in private, please feel free to message me; and if not, please know I leave this thread with no negative feelings toward you.