this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Guys its moptimus prime

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I laughed...

You laughed...

The mop bucket laughed...

I shot the mop bucket.

Good times!

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf 3 points 1 month ago

NieR: Automopta

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ue ue ue ue ue ue

Babe. Babe look it's optimum pride

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Look out, dirtspreadicons!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For years these hallowed halls have been filled with battle. Roobartron and his Vacucons have made a mockery of both purpose and duty, leaving debris and darkness in their wake. Now only a scant few Cleanerbots are all that stand against their filth. I am Moptimus Prime, and today the time has come to end this tragic disaster, once and for all.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Come on guys, I just want to clean the office and go home!

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Some kid just shit down the slide in the play place.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Clean floors is the right of all sentient beings."

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

by the matrix of sanitation!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Moptimus time.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like these robots are in need of disguise