If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain't washing right.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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A clean ass is still an ass.
If you wouldn't touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?
If I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?
Brother, I don't even eat tripe.
You're missing out.
And an asshole is always delicious
Unrealistic. Hanging the towel after use resets the sides
It is known
Why tf people always acting like this is an issue?
You’ve just washed it, are you unable to wash your arse properly??
Are you pushing the towel that far up???
I don't get it either. It's like those posts asking if people use separate razors for their face and their body. What real difference does it make? Are people really this disgusted of their own bodies? It ironically sounds like a hygiene problem.
i have a lot more body hair than facial hair, so its easier to keep them seperated to know when its time for a replacement without cutting my face up. if blades never wore out i wouldn't care hygiene wise
To be fair, you could just use new blades for every shave and you will never run the risk of bleeding. Except for money.
using new blades for every shave is a colossal waste
No because you don't need two blades for different types of hair anymore. You only need one blade now, meaning you have effectively reduced your blade consumption by 50%.
i dont replace blades after every shave, theyre good for like a month for my face and 2 for my body
Cleaning that far up is a pain in the ass
It's just on principle. No ass or balls in yo face.
Forst of all: Your ass should be clean after the shower.
Second of all: You start drying at the head and hair.
Yeah, with the same towel you finished your ass last time
But generally, I agree
No the towel forgets everything overnight
One sniff will tell ya: the towel does not forget! D:
don't be gross dudes. Wash your ass in the shower.
Adjust levels of intensity to ensure maximum enjoyment.
I'm coming out of the shower. My ass is clean at that point. I'll take the risk.
Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it
If your asking if you wiped your ass with it you prolly didn't wash your ass well
I hang the towel with the little label in the lower right corner. That way I always know its relative orientation.
Literally doesn't matter since I just washed my ass.
guys... am i a woman?
It’s the opposite for me and my husband lol
I mean, I also share a couple of towels with the rest of the family.
But you wash them between use, right? 🙂... Right? 😐
Beach towels don't count in this. But nice try lol.
A simple trick is to just always use both sides on your ass the first time, that way you know you're always getting the ass side.
would you be down for a robotic shower assistant?
Depends. Do I need one specifically for my ass?
why limit yourself?
No reason...
Confirmation that I'm a man!
Just dry your ass last
I found this an issue personally. So I use the corners for face and head then the interior fold for everything else. I solved this issue when Joey and Chandler discussed this issue about their shared shower materials.