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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 165 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

WTF is this mess? A Twitter and Reddit screenshot sewn together?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 277 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 80 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Iapar 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I like corn. It's the only food that can be mushy, can be dick shaped, and can get so angry it explodes and gets crunchy. It goes in burritos, and skittles!

[–] Matombo 1 points 2 months ago

Rule 33. Lurk moar - it's never enough

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Derpception

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Lemmy get that for you…

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

More like Social Media Centipede.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago

WTF is this mess? Twitter, reddit and what even is the last one?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WTF is this mess? A Twitter and Reddit and Lemmy screenshot sewn together?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Stop it. I don't know what arrows to press.

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BRB posting this to Facebook

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to copy it from facebook, and copy it to myspace.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I will share that screenshot with all my ICQ contacts

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Needs way more jpeg to look legit

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Social mixed media

[–] ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

We all bash Reddit but we gotta give it's credit when it's due , sometimes they nail the shit outta it.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most of the really clever ones are here now, he coped mildly.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah was the smart option. They gradually fell into decay and chaos. Overriden by abominable intelligences their sins shall not be bespoken anymore... Death is the only release for those heretics... ^^^(yeah ^^^started ^^^reading ^^^about ^^^40k)

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I like how they touch on women's inequality and burn at the same time

[–] tekeous@usenet.lol 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was no sound, she just died

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That's just terrifying!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

That's a sick burn

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's short for "miss me with that independent shit, pay up!"

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

That's rude. We can still be greedy and selfish while being independent.

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This is how tiktok videos be about dating be like lol.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.