BestOfLemmy

Oh mondieur. It was no other but Carl Rânsairè, the probably most unsuccessful chef of all time, who invented le pique-n'i-que. Work- and shelterless he put old shoe soles that he found on dry baguettes that he stole from the duck feeding seniors in the park, trying to sell them there. He died after he ate one of his creations. But his legacy remains

Sandwiches belong at a picnic.

Bread makes sandwiches. Baguettes are bread, just French shaped.

Canada is founded on these principles.

Baguettes can fuck right off. I don't need bread that has razor sharp edges that cut the roof of my mouth up.