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See your problem is you're editing the code until it passes the tests. It's way easier if you edit the tests until it passes the code.
Can't tell if you are joking. I know a lot of junior developers who think this is a legitimate solution.
Unless you are using groovy (jenkins), then you are running the pipeline to find syntax errors.
I hate groovy, gradle and Jenkins!
I don't know if sth. Else is better but I can confirm that shit is horrific
Why do you hate groovy?
Horrible scripting language. Even worse than python. Close to Javascript
If you don't think Python is a good scripting language, what is a good scripting language in your opinion? Bourne Shell? VBScript? PHP?
I like python and if you use typing it is awesome.
I like kotlin script too. But normal languages are better than scripting languages usually.
As a fellow jenkins miner. I know this red (x) all too well.
What actually is devops?
development build of call of duty black ops