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submitted 1 month ago by alyth@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What actually is devops?

[–] alyth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

development build of call of duty black ops

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See your problem is you're editing the code until it passes the tests. It's way easier if you edit the tests until it passes the code.

[–] souperk@reddthat.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you are using groovy (jenkins), then you are running the pipeline to find syntax errors.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate groovy, gradle and Jenkins!

I don't know if sth. Else is better but I can confirm that shit is horrific

[–] swayevenly@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you hate groovy?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 1 month ago

Horrible scripting language. Even worse than python. Close to Javascript