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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

Roots Bloody Roots in my ass

[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm still standing in my ass

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass

[–] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Corn Dog Sonnet No. 7 [Remix] in my ass

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I still feel her in my ass

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Feeling Love in My Ass

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] metalaco@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Happier in my ass

[–] kahdbrixk 7 points 2 months ago

Stop this train in my ass

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

put your money where your mouth is in my ass

[–] Mikeyphw@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Back At Your Door in my ass

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

POS in my ass.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I jizzed in my pants in my ass

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

74 - 75 in my ass

Apparently I lost count...

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Let's dance in my ass

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Please please please in my ass.

[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Never gonna give you up in my ass.

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

There Goes My Gun in my ass

[–] gotrandom@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

The Sound of Silence in my Ass

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theres always been a bird in me, in my ass

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[–] Dusktracer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I see fire in my ass.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

It's a beautiful day, in my ass

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

My Name is in My Ass

[–] thecodeboss@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Stacy's Mom in my ass

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ZeroTwo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is love in my ass.

Makes sense since it's a Dixon Dallas song.

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[–] maxcal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Good News in my ass.

[–] Stewbs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] brognak@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My playlist is a bit weird:

  • And so it went in my ass
  • Always will be (acoustic version) in my ass
  • The beheading of the King in my ass.
    (It's a guillotine-like tool)
  • Factory of death in my ass
    (It's only fun the fist few executions, then it just becomes a job)
  • Enemy within my ass
  • Childhoods End in my ass
  • Chasm in my ass
  • Heavy Metal Viking in my ass
    (The raids are insane)
  • Some kind of monster in by ass
    (Still that same viking)
  • Six feet deep in by ass
  • Prelude of Worms in my ass
  • Necropolis in my ass
  • Playing with dolls in my ass
  • Tinnitus in my ass
    (It just won't stfu, never ever, always with the iiiiiiiiii ...)
  • Not enough in my ass
  • Buried alive in my ass
  • The fallen one in my ass
  • The last glow of day in my ass
  • Starlight in my ass
  • Starting at the sun in my ass
    (Basically three identical songs)
  • Hall of the Mountain King in my ass
    (It fits 300 if they sits)
  • Fatal Error in my ass
    (Just refresh the site with a splash of lube)
  • Spit in my ass
    (No, thats not what I meant!)
  • The rabbit hole in by ass
  • The wolf you feed in by ass
  • Arrival in my ass
  • Survive in my ass
    (If the wolves can, so can you)
  • The chosen ones in my ass
    (There is a small admission fee for the un-chosen)
  • The Champion in my ass
  • Alone in my ass

Suzie in my ass
(I should call her, She's a Killer in by ass, a true Sex metal Barbie in my ass)

... and all things will end ...

[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Emptiness Machine in my ass.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Happy Inside my ass."

Shit... I'm Elon Musk :(

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost in my ass

Or, my favorite option from my most recent playlist: In too deep in my ass

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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