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[–] Menjoo@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago

Welcome to Five Guys!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 1 month ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 month ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your mom's fidget spinner.

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 month ago

Moby's Dicks

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago

So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

It's a five star porn-hub

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"No, this is Patrick"

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

The cocktail starfish

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

5 player co-op

[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

Patrick PornStar

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Five girls one star

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Patrick and his five brothers.

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie

[–] oji@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ass to ass!

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's a penisea star

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] supercargo@r.nf 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Your partner will finally be pleased!

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Mr. Stealyourgirl

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

It ain't gonna sucker itself.

[–] Ravi 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

But I don't wanna pat the dicks

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The penis wheel

[–] derbolle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] galom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Slumber Party

[–] xuxxun@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

[–] credo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A growing star.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Gatling penis

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Falustarfish

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Paige, no, no, no, no, no!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

"I give this orgy 5 stars!"

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago

Stellatum glandem

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Adult fidget spinner.

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