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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe it's part of an elaborate vampire hunting scheme. It seems like something idiot PCs would do in a role playing game, and the protagonists of "What We Do In the Shadows" would fall for.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

What's wrong with 10 years swiftui experience? Is it because it hasn't been around for 10 years?

[–] shundi82@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Haensulus Graetulaque ante portas stat.

"Cnuspa, cnuspa Wasa. Qui cnuspat mea casa?"

"Ave, Hexa. Morituri te salutant."

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Someone once told me their grandparents in Brazil were part of a community where Latin was spoken as the primary language, but I can't find any information about it online in English.

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

A lot of Catholics in Brazil and old Catholicism required the use of Latin during mass, so it's totally plausible.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's pig latin. They're talking about old-timey toilets.

[–] gamma@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a latrine. They're talking about a fancy light fixture.

[–] dazeous@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a lantern. They're talking about a smooth fabric weave.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's ~~latex~~ satin. They're talking about a fastening, as for a door or gate.