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fonetic diners are the best

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[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Forget the garleg beard, it's no good. You want the Prends Fresh. It's their version of a Presh Potato. They use presh ingredients like Oion, Andegg, Powder, Sat, and Toge.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

“Powder” is what got me.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 2 months ago

I ate garleg bred and went to colleg

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With an ESL owner of the diner, I bet that food is great. That’s been my experience in NY at least.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I give immigrants so much credit. I know that my American culture is different, but I CANNOT imagine moving to a foreign country whose language I do not speak/write, and starting a business. Balls of steel. I can look past oddities like this when the food is good.

Is there a12 year old running the register while the 8 year old does homework in a booth? I'm in. Did the owner call me "bossman"? I'm in. Were the pictures on the menu taken with a digital Kodak camera from 2002? Hell yes.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You get it. I’ll take any eatery recommendations you got, NineMile.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Can't have the beard. Bating.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago