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[–] Thrickles@lemm.ee 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen

// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

Glad to see the use of "temporary" code started early.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hear me out, the entire universe is most likely temporary, so technically all the code you write is in fact temporary.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 2 months ago

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

I'll bet Ada Lovelace had some somewhere.

[–] Johanno 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dear Americans, can smb. Please translate the date into ISO8601? I can't figure out what the hell year day and month is in your example here.

[–] Iapar 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Obviously 22 is the month, then of course 07 is the day so that means 5 is the year. Easy.

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

My favourite thing ever seen in source code was a comment that read “this code is temporary” with developer initials and a date that was at the time about 5 years ago.

Followed by another dated comment from about 3 years later that read “Temporary my ass”

😂