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Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio (www.theolognion.com)
submitted 6 months ago by LinearArray@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The only real software engineer anymore is Linus Torvalds, everyone else stands on the shoulders of giants.

[–] Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ever since TempleOS guy left us, it's never been the same...

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

His name was Terry Davis

[–] judooochp@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

His name was Terry Davis.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

His name was Terry Davis.

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

His name is Terry Davis

[–] jonsnothere@beehaw.org 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As long as they don't start building tunnels under their house because they're an 'engineer'...

[–] Schnabeltierpoet@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

🎶 ... trust me, Im an engineer I think I put this thing right here ... 🎶

[–] xor@infosec.pub 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

can we ban web developers who call themselves "developers"?

also php programmers who call themselves anything?

[–] scorpionix@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Just like my $variables I can be anything I want. Deal with it! 🫳🎤

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, no need for this kind of gatekeeping. Anyone who deals with js and its billions of frameworks on a daily basis deserves to be called a developer.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Agreed.

We also deserve to be called, every so often, to see how we're doing.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Heyyy its your super duper new project manager! I hope you are feeling a-mazing because you are my a-ce on the team. Anyways i need you to do things twice as fast, because we are running low on budget after sales promised another feature without extra billing and the CEO already signed off on it. Please make this happen somehow. If this project isn't succesfull i'll get fired and have to sell the house. But no pressure!

[–] e8d79@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Now this is the kind of 'news' I'd like to see posted on hackernews just to read their techbro shit takes.