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[–] Limeey@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If compiled languages bother you, then you’re gonna love assembly.

[–] Xabis@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Asm is compiled too.

Gotta bust out the hex editor.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

An assembler doesn't have any of the interesting parts of a compiler.

Anyway, the problem with Typescript is that it tends to obscure what's going on one layer below it in ways that don't happen in traditional compiled languages. We've had decades of development on tools that can work together with traditional compilers. Javascript has not, and there are frequent problems getting different tools at different layers of abstraction to march the same direction.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

I'd rather read ASM than ... that random crap.

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I vastly prefer Purescript despite it being the road less traveled. Typescript is just a fake-ish type system on top of JavaScript. But Purescript goes MUCH further in the mission of purity and code safety.

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Purescript is like a modern Haskell. Completely different programming paradigm, much less accessible to your average JS developer just wanting to tighten up their code without having to learn category theory