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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

BBC ffs come on, it’s the Imperial March, not “Darth Vader’s theme”.

Edit: also that junior officer or senior noncom walking in the fantail is giving off the biggest “fuck me, skipper is such a goddamn nerd” vibes lmao

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 80 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

A destroyer my friend was on blasted never gonna give you up from their active sonar at hundreds of decimals to rick roll a submarine they were tracking.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hundreds of decimals? Wow, that's at least ten! Maybe even twenty!

[–] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm, 20 decimals gives you 100.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

FUCK THEM WHALES

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 73 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm digging this, I didn't know Germans are allowed to have fun at work.

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Are you serious?

Work is fun in Germany, and one of the few occasions where fun is culturally permitted.

Efficiency and Precision are the children of Fun and Joy after all.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Too credible from Bremen? Worms? Ze Black Forest?! I'm on to you, you democracy-inventing propagandists.

Well, with permission from the corresponding ministry, it's allowed as long as the local government does not veto it.

[–] wallybeavis@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ze work time iz over! Ze fun time iz now!

  • said some guy on the Internet in a terrible German accent
[–] oberstoffensichtlich 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ze fun time iz now!

Feierabend is the German word for the time after work. It literally translates to party evening.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't know Germans were allowed to have fun full stop

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Imgur link didn't have sound but I could hear it anyways 😂

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour!

[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it has sound but its muted by default,
in the upper right corner of the clip you can unmute.

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lower right for me. I guess it depends on client

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Commander Cody, die Zeit ist gekommen! Führt die Order 66 aus!

[–] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Odd that The Mouse did not intervene.

[–] spechter@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Pepsi wasn't available at the time to conduct a naval engagement.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can do it if you aren't trying to make money off it.

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, it would be epic if it were Andrew W K - Ready To Die

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't believe this is real..... but I reeeeally want to

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago