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Stone Cold... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 85 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[–] bagelberger@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[–] Axiochus@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.