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The dangers of procrastination (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] imgcat@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

A week? Rookie.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Rookie mistake. The best way to procrastinate is to set everything up so you could work on it and then not do it. What's the fun in procrastination when not actively defying work?

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I like having the work I'm procrastinating up on my second monitor so that if I happen to feel a 30 second burst of productivity it doesn't go to waste.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I unplugged my lan, thrown my mobile to the other side of the room, opened everything that I needed. And still ended up just walking up & down thinking about random stuff.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

And if anyone wants to know, you're right in the middle of it just when they happen to ask

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

'so weird, my permissions were fine before and now they're gone? Can you give me access again? Ah fuck, all my work didn't save either... Gonna need another week.'

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

technical debt is your friend.

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.