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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I always eat the crust that I didn't actually touch. There's this local wood-firing joint that always does the charring so well.

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[–] Barack_Embalmer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Crust" makes it sound like superfluous detritus. It's cornicione! Pizza is mostly bread, so if the bread is bad then it's not worth eating.

Neapolitan pizza has a high hydration dough cooked at very high temp, resulting in a delightfully light cornicione filled with large air pockets. The bread is delicious enough to enjoy on its own, which is why it only needs simple toppings like uncooked San Marzano tomato and a few shreds of mozarella. IMO Italian cuisine excels at allowing high quality produce speak for themselves through its simplicity and elegance. What they're shitting out at Papa Johns and whatever is an abomination.

[–] LowleeKun 1 points 3 months ago

Picky people, i will never get them and thats my luck.

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i dont care if y'all downvote me, i'm ALWAYS eating the crust!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I will die before I eat that crust!

EDIT: Wow, y'all are opinionated about a joke response to a meme post. Sorry, I guess...

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[–] SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 0 points 3 months ago (20 children)

A real adult knows not to eat empty carbs.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Empty carbs in moderation are fine, it's not like they're poisonous or anything.

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

I used to think like the OP/image, but now I'm in your camp. You should absolutely eat things you don't enjoy if they are good for you. But bad pizza crust is just punishing your mouth while gaining weight.

I understand the food waste argument, but it's wasted whether you eat it or not. You're wasting just as much if you don't eat the peel of the banana.

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