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[–] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So he paid big money for a pornstar he'd never seen before? Sure.

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

Based on her recent testimony, it's believable. According to her they met at a business conference and she sought him out to pitch an idea. It doesn't seem like he went out of his way to seek her out or contact her out of the blue.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, he's always lying, so the answer must be yes, but if you told me this was true about him I would have believed you

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like his lie would actually be that he jerks it all the time when in reality, he can't even get hard.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

If the rumor that he's on so much medication he's shitting himself is true then it seems likely he can't get it up either.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

It's not hard to believe that he's too lazy to jerk off.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Theres 2 kinds of men in the world, those that beat their dick from time to time and fucking liars.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the "world" of masturbation.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 18 points 2 months ago

the guy always lies. so my initial tendency is always say yes.

the only difference here is time. it is pre covfefe time so the lies must still be bigly uncredible. he's got lots of teen pageants to go to before another session with his bruh epstein.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 15 points 2 months ago

It's physically too small to jerk off. Don't you think he's tried? Even with his tiny hands he can't get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

I believe it. He's the kind of person to pay someone to get his rocks off for him.

In recent years he's seemed pent up. Like he's compensating for something.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would he do that to himself when he can just pay someone to do it for him?

[–] Hawanja@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think he jerks it every chance he gets

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 points 2 months ago