this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It’s all good,
he just drove off,
Sometimes life‘s OK

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes.

Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It’s all good,
You just laughed it off,
It was all ok

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free

[–] Delonix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better hope it was native or that lyric is very irresponsible.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You're right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m gonna tell the owners
just how nice
that was of me

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

❤️ hope you feel better!

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'll float on, it's ok

[–] the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And we'll all float on agai-ain

And we'll all float on again

And we'll all float on agai-ain

And we'll all float on anyway, well

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we'll all float on, alright!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is that a lyric in a song I’ve heard a million times

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be..cause it's a song you heard a lot?
I'm just guessing tho

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But never really _ heard_ apparently

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gotcha. Nice, that whole album is great. The albums before are arguably even better.

[–] HATEFISH@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.

[–] Luminocta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Gracious hostility, love it.

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You are lucky the cop didn't get out of their car, come to your driver's side window, and point a gun at you yelling, "GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!", while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.

[–] Schorsch 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Found the US citizen, I guess.

(Risky comment, I know. Pls don't roast me. )

[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Schorsch 2 points 1 month ago

Look, I said don't! And I was nice about it!!