Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
There is an old movie called "Mom and Dad Save the World." It's pure entertainment.
The planet is full of idiots and one of their most dangerous weapons is the light grenade. Anyone who picks it up disappears in a bright flash. So, why would anyone ever pick up this well-known weapon? Because it says "Pick me up" on the side.
Never in my life have I found someone else who knows about that movie. Scene in question
The mushroom creature has stayed with me for more than 30 years.
"Alright guys, so, obviously it's cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy's pocket. I pick up the gem."
GM: "Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you."
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: ...
GM: Uhhhh, I'm gonna need 15 minutes
This just gave me the idea of an item that is secretly highly radioactive. Carrying it and being around it it would slowly give the character increasingly acute symptoms of radiation poisoning.The characters can't possibly understand what radiation poisoning is so they would think it is some sort of magical curse. However no magic users would be able figure out what it is and how to stop it.
I'm wondering how long it would take for the players themselves to figure out what it really is, or if they ever would.
"You decipher the runes - they say 'Drop and Run'."
The dungeon entrance is marked with a message in an ancient language called "English." It reads as follows:
This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
$10 says the party decides to delve for treasure anyway.
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