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Our chief weapon is surprise... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise... Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't forget the nice red uniforms.

[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Bring in... The comfy chair

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

no one does

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

The funny thing is that in reality, they always gave 30 days' notice

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

How long did it take Lea to write all that?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Fang, Cardinal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . p.221-230”

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Explain? I don't get it

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Omfg I feel like an idiot now. Thank you