Get in the car:
- -10hp
- -10hp
- -10hp ...
Until the AC finally starts to blow cold air.
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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Touches steering wheel too soon.
-20hp
Car starter plus windshield reflector
Me: (see above)
My wife: 
Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick...
Need a parasol and a water bottle in your inventory
It doesn't count if you're using an underground parking lot.
And every once in a while: New status effect - skin cancer.
There's a game called Haven & Hearth that does this when you don't wear shoes.
And healing is seriously complicated in that game if you don't know what you're doing. So your first quest is finding a way to solve that.
...i always make a point to go barefoot when i walk my dog + cat around the block to our mailbox; i've blistered my feet a couple of times but it's worth it to guide them away from too-hot pavement...
Yeah, that's why I think animals are better off without a human overlord.
Did people completely forget how to dress for the weather?