Asklemmy

Tater tots

I do a mixture of ketchup, mayo, garlic powder, onion powder, and msg, and slap that on cold cut sandwiches!

cheese sandwich

Mix ketchup with either sour cream or mayo and put it on my eggs

I don't like ketchup, myself, but when I make wings my daughter has me baste hers with ketchup.

Hash browns

Spaghetti when I want to upset Italians. Truth is it's pretty good

• Hot sauce
• Fried hotdogs and pink sauce (mayochup)
• Soy sauce is really good
• Cheese is a classic
• Spicy brown whole mustard

i have so many spare sachets of ketchup from mcdonalds, and recently i've been experimenting with them to make a good sauce to mix into plain noodles. ketchup, sweet soy sauce, paprika, chili oil, chili flakes, toss in some random spices, and that's a good noodle sauce.

before finding that combination, i've gotten quite a few that were way less palatable.

my alternate answer is spaghetti, just to piss off the italians.

Pizza.

Bacon. Chips. Steak and kidney pie.

Not me, but my girlfriend's son (7) loves it on corn on the cob.

Roiskeläppä

Plain Rice and Spaghetti Ezine Cheese (Turkish white) sandwich

Fresh used napkin and tissue squeezings. Bonus points if the user had a cold.

I used to mix it in with fried rice that'd been left sitting out for too long and turned really dry. Gives it some moisture and a vinegary edge, but probably not for everyone, since ketchup's trademark is stomping all over the subtle flavors of a dish.

When I was in elementary school, I'd dip my pizza crusts in ketchup at lunchtime. I still do that every now and then with Sriracha ketchup

Also, same elementary school lunch: on pizza days, they also used to give us a side of tricolor fusilli straight-up. Just plain pasta without even so much as a little olive oil. So, fuck it. It got blasted with 'chup.