Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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Does Trump get lip injections?
He’s that way from all the pouting.
Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?
Yes, he said we wouldn’t believe the evidence his investigators found, when there was clearly no evidence or investigators.
I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he'd say while rambling nowadays.