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submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Pugsley wore it better.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are we doing AI generated memes now? Is nothing sacred?

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

And the "AI" is clearly trained by leagues of weird devotees who can't make their own art, making him taller than everyone else in their fantasies.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m eating this onion willingly. That shit probably happened unless proven otherwise.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

So much ketchup on walls

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

If the couch fits... Fuck it.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

”Dad, it’s me— Eric…”

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JD actually looks more like Don jr

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

JD actually looks almost exactly like John Wayne Gacy

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I knew that turd gobbler looked familiar!

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

"you're not my goddamn son JD, you're getting really weird about this"

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You mean JD Mandel?