this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haircase

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sthairs

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mimic

Roll a perception check.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 16 points 3 months ago

The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

"My foot missed the step by a... um..."

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Do you want to go up sthairs?

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: they are merkins.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 3 months ago

Long mullet.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Don't ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have."

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What to do when tribbles get out of hand.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 months ago

So... do the drapes match the stairs?

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie pelt staircase comforter?

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hairway To Steven

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AI?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It'd better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.