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Added Bugs to Keep my job (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Mon732@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Forgot to commit changes lol"

I also apparently forgot append was a thing

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Fix tpyo

[–] Presi300@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

"Did stuff"

[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'm ashamed... It's simply "bump deps"

Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

Did I document any of that? No.

Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

[–] Sunrosa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"Default rating"

[–] mawacode@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

"Move from GitHub to Forgejo"

[–] NinjaFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

"fixed"

[–] Mixel@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Eigentlich fertig" was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

Und uneigentlich? :D

[–] flei@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

"various changes"

[–] cout970@programming.dev 0 points 5 months ago

"Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything" the story of my life