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I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

Gotta give birth to a pond of fudge

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

"I gotta go pinch a loaf" still makes me laugh out loud

"I gotta grumble" is good

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Tear a wicked cable

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Say it in snowboard.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Gotta do some heavy lifting

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

Gotta drop a deuce. Going to give birth. Lay some pipe.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Bust a mess.

Do a real paint job.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ummm...

What does this have anything to do with the price of weed in Colorado?

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Did wires get crossed somewhere? Your post was about names for taking a shit. The link is to an episode of Car Talk.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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