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For those who don't get the joke, bagels are a Jewish food.

Also, I'd argue they got a good thing going there. Got the gravlax, bagel, and egg on top. Sounds like a delicious breakfast sandwich to me (just get rid of the silly kebab spear and give me some fruit on the side or something).

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I never understood why people serve food like this? When ever I get a dish like this, the first thing I do is disassemble it so i can actually fucking eat it.

I get its visually appealing, but I am not 12 and i just want to eat a bagel.

Sorry for the rant

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I hate it when food looks attractive like that because it almost always tastes disappointing.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Uhg Instagram

Was a problem before IG/TikTok too but people want photos of ridiculous meals so restaurants serve them and the cycle continues

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hate the fancy restaurants with the stupid square/rectangle yuppie plates. Why the plate gotta be so damn small? It leaves you no choice but to make a damn mess especially with all that sauce everywhere.

/OldManRantOver

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm ok with square plates, but the rectangular ones annoy me because it means you can't turn them the way you might want to. In order to, for example, not have food fall off your fork and go everywhere.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It makes it look like you are getting more food so that way you don't think about the fact that you just paid 15 to 20 bucks for a bagel sandwich.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're someone who refuses to eat pizza cut into squares, aren't you.

Nope square Pizza is fine. It's even a requirement if ya baked it in a rectangular pan, which is how many Pizzas I've eaten have been made.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Theyre talking about plates not food

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Idk, that looks like a pretty good topper to one of those $25 bloody marys 😋

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is that supposed to be a salad? Because it looks like a bunch of entire vegetables.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's some sort of coffee drink.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like a Milchkaffee, which is kinda like a cafe au lait