Programmer Humor

31997 readers

698 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

Living the dream (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 9 months ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

2 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

Source

top 2 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The client says: sorry I actually wanted the table legs to be be longer... And curved... And- wait, no, actually I think I'll tell you more later

[–] peter@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

I want a table that 100 people can sit around that fits in your average living room. It should also be affordable and made of really high quality materials