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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Americans will use anything but the Metric System

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Instant gold medal!

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet. I think “about 2 fairly tall dudes high” is better than 60 something books either way.

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No one will say 3.658m. We would say about 3.5m or 3 and a half meters. I'm pretty sure those 12' are not exact either. You wouldn't say 11 feet, 5 and 1/32 inches, right?

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay, 3.5 meters is not any more inherently comprehensible than 12 feet.

I’m not denying the superiority of metric, I wish the US would just switch over already. However, unless you already know how long a meter or foot is in reality, you won’t have a good idea how high she can jump. Relating it to something makes it a lot easier to understand. Jumping 35 books is a terrible analogy, but jumping over 2 tall men would work pretty well.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

Having the units in imperial and metric is much more comprehensible for most people compared to imperial and a large number of books of which I don't even know how thick they are

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Well, if you're already familiar with the metric system, you can probably guess how long a meter is. It's like when you're used to the imperial system and you can guess how long a foot is or something like that.

[–] marius 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, she jumped for 12 minutes?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

ducktales moon theme plays

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

A surprising number, but then I'm told that James Patterson is actually the pen name of Michael Jordan.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet.

Take that Simone Biles

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series?

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

If you add another ‘ it’s twice the size of my dingdong