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[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

*arise

billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location... in Africa.

[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

Kiss him deep with tongue!

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw that "Sofa king funny" comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

dancing is forbidden

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

ED is a bitch

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I shall be this buffet's reckoning!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Dad got that hollywood level cocaine

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don't be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

mmrraaaaooooo

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago

He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he's trying alternate means

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OOTL, is it like "Rise against" ? or RATM?

[–] pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's a great song.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm so glad someone else was thinking of this too.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

All rise mother fucker.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

what the fuck are you talking about

"Social media"

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Arise chicken

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[–] polysics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago

Dad has great taste.

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Meh, whatever.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago

Such cringe behavior

[–] brap@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Where's your anger? Where's your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?

https://youtu.be/DQf0f6YtHpA?si=IQ58Hr-dJ739ya5z

[–] thomcat@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"He's a calendar, that kid, he's a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That's all he can do. Do you know what that means? I'm getting older. Look at me, is that old? That's not old. Can't get rid of him, twenty years time he'll still be there. Mind you they don't always live, meningitis - that's a good one!"

[–] lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Some Viagra should take care of that right away.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

They're not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Dad might be a sith lord

[–] Weezard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again..."

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)