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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Using KolMafia for configurable automation and tons of other helpful scripts and the wiki to look stuff up helps tremendously! If I had to go without either, I'd probably burn out pretty fast too lol

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I had the wiki then, did not know about the mods. This was, maybe, 2007 lol

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm a professional drinker.

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

Without looking too far my prediction is to see 2 varations of replies mostly:

1.) I do something completely unrelated and enjoyable because my job is chill, or I'm good at it, and so on...

2.) I actually do my boss's job and maybe even their bosses' jobs,, because I actually do the work that gets done, but am still paid at peon-level.

[–] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (12 children)
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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.

Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[–] borrina@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

I’m a nanny! πŸ˜„

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Professional click hero

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[–] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 3 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Code talker?

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

either driver or student.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

I mostly proofread serialized web fiction, but I dabble in social media.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Nazi Hunter.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Looks like I'm a professional sleeper...

Time for some OT! 😴

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