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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I found two women who find me attractive so that's nice. I'm happy with that. :)

But in my next life I want to be a guy who gets liked by all girls. Seems fun.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

Been there. When I was younger, lots of girl found me attractive.

Problem is, many of them aren't being genuine. They just want to be with you to impress their other friends. Count them out, and you've filtered 90% of all girls.

Then there are those, who want to be with you, but simply think that they are not allowed to be in love with someone. Kinda shy, but mostly a false sense of pride/chastity. So annoying.

Then you are left with a bunch of fat girls, who got emotional problems. They are fine, mostly, but it takes a lot of strength to deal with them. Mostly due to their emotional problems.

Then there are the few, who are actually nice, ready to be in a relationship, and pretty.

These are mostly taken, and most of them tell you "sorry I can't, my boyfriend would get jealous", even though it's pretty clear they simply don't want to put in the effort to think this through.

Then there's the rest, which is like 1% maybe.

So here we are, we got full circle.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Too bad they all live in China.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this how tankies are made?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

Yes, more or less. Their attitude is like "future exists where beautiful women exist, and in russia they are beautiful, so surely in russia i can find my future".

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's assuming you'll meet literally every person on earth

Let's say you will have a meaningful interaction with 1000 people ever, 1% of that leaves you with 10

If you're not bi make it 5 before you even start considering wether you also find those people attractive back, if they're single and in the right age range

So get that confidence back down. Statistics are a bitch

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That just sounds like single people need to travel more.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

People can walk across Brazil, up through Central America, through Mexico and cross the Rio Grande into the United States without any money. You're just not trying hard enough.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I honestly believe that it only works because so few people are doing it. It is like taking food from naturally growing fruit trees. There's few of them, and it only works, if only a few people do it. However, when you try to make mass tourism out of it, it doesn't work anymore.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was a joke about illegal immigration.