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What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
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Dude, tidy up
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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I'm almost certain this is rage bait. The kcup, the folgers, the food... Ya
I wouldn't call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li'l post. I've gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D
If your kitchen intentionally looks like that to get people to comment on it, it's ragebait.
If your kitchen just looks like that by default then it's just a shitpost.
It wasn't intentionally to start conversations, but that's what I'm taking from it. It was simply me noticing my counter was messy, thought, "it'd be funny to make it worse and then act like it's normal. I should add a glue gun to reference my post from last night," making it worse, adding a glue gun to reference my post from last night, and then I took a picture of it and acted like it was normal. The coffee conversation was merely because the coffee maker was in the center of the picture. If it had been my mulberry cutting, I would've asked about plants or plastic bottles or something. It's comedy because it's not the expected norm. And it implies that I eat hot glue sticks.
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Bro it's totally ai generated I swear bro
I'm joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)
Clean your fucking sink.
I will when I'm not using it to transplant fruit tree cuttings, Mr. CumFart 👍
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Is this a workshop kitchen or something?
Well, kinda, in the sense that I treat my entire existence as a workshop. Always tinkering, but never really accomplishing anything. Like Inspector Clouseau but with no case to speak of. A tortured artist whose only accomplished piece will be the grease stain on the cat-scratched couch. Too busy waiting on life to actually enjoy it. Too much to do to accomplish anything at all.
But I'm doing better than I used to. I used to drink!
Congrats on "used to!"
Ay, thanks :-) Just passed 6 years!
Welcome! Six years is a fantastic job!
I must admit, there was one single time when I thought "maybe homemade wine will be ok" and it was not. So I did backslide 2 years ago, but I don't think it should reset the counter. Though I've never gotten an opinion on it.
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I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.
I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I'm crying rn. Make it stop make it stop
It's ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.
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You can't post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ
At least he’s already met her parents.
LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before
I hope this is the commercial I hope it is
Pretty much, lmfao
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I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.
Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There's nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.
Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen
Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.
Not a Sprunk lover eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.
Hell yeah brother! Nothing like working part-time digging your own grave to pay rent for the plot you're being buried in.
Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.
Admit it, you just want to fuck your sister.
I just wish I had a sister. I'm so tired of being gay incest with my brothers
A Dutch joke?
(keurig = neat, decent, proper)
Man I really wish I was smart enough to have thought of that beforehand. Uhh, yes!
Is that actually true? Because that's a great accidental joke.
I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.
I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.
I also have fond memories of my grandma's coffee grinder. It's a shame neither my grandma nor the grinder are around anymore. Treasure it!
Dark roasted for me, but freshly grinded and brewed with a Moccamaster, the best filter coffee machine in the world. I prefer Corazon beans. Plain and simple, black filter coffee, but made with perfection from amazing beans.
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Folgers is garbage 😂
Judging by the state of the kitchen, he likes garbage.
Like is a strong word. Assembles might be better.
Looks like it's right where we belong, then :'-)
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