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What has more lives than a cat? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A frog. It croaks every night.

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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I had to look it up. For everyone else that needs to: "croak" is also a slang term for dying.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow I thought that was pretty universal slang! If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Germany, so 2nd language.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ahh that'll do it!

What kind of fun slang for death do you have over there?

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As I said, I'm German. We don't do funny slang. Death is not something to be joked about.

Seriously though, all I could think of were english expressiosn, being 6 feet under, sleeping with the daises, sleeping with the fishes ... all the funny expressions are in English.

I'm a terrible German.

[–] MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Abnippeln, ins Gras beißen, die Löffel abgeben

[–] Gurfaild@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago

Sich die Radieschen von unten anschauen, um die Ecke gehen