IdiotsInCars

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This ~~subreddit~~ community is devoted to the lovable idiots who do hilarious, idiot things in their idiot cars (or trucks, motorcycles, tractors, or other vehicle). We honor them with gifs, videos, images, and laughter.

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Came out of the grocery store to this. Car was on but nobody was inside. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by DrakeRichards@lemmy.world to c/idiotsincars@lemmy.world

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As annoying as this was, I did get to live out one of my petty fantasies: I had grabbed a coloring sheet for my toddler with some crayons, so I left a nice little note telling this guy that he could now practice staying inside the lines.

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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I fucking hate when people leave their cars running when they park them, just for the fucking A/C. Whenever I see this, I turn off the engine and leave then a nice note along the lines of, "hey buddy, you accidentally left your car running, so I took care of that for you :)"

Fucking bitches; if I can handle two minutes of heat while my car cools down, you can too. Quit wasting gas and money.

[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stick a mushy potato, apple or banana into the exhaust, and the car will turn off... Or so I heard.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if they are shopping 2-3 stores and have perishable goods in their car? You touch my car once, and you won't be telling stories anymore.

[–] charles@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

On top of the other reply, you could also just take into account what your errands are and not get the perishable goods first?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ah, so you're one of those assholes.

Unless you're shopping for over an hour, your perishables will be fine. You can leave them out for up to two hours before they start to go bad. Just ask your local health department.

Regardless, people like you are why I stay strapped, despite the fact that I support gun control. There are many unhinged psychopaths like you in the world for me to not carry.

Turn off your fucking engine when you park, or I'll do it for you. End of story.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

You are strapped because you are a coward that hides behind a gun. If someone else had a gun, you would shit your pants and run away crying GOP man.