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submitted 9 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xor@infosec.pub 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

could be a race condition

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hmm..you may be right. I'll get my Hispanic friend to run it and see if he gets the same result.

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It works on my machine

[–] gaston1592@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

ok, then we ship your machine.

[–] attero@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

i sometimes do that so i can inspect the error messages on a cleared terminal

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just had that happen to me today. Setup logging statements and reran the job, and it ran successfully.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've had that happen, the logging statements stopped a race condition. After I removed them it came back...

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

Thank you for playing Wing Commander!

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ever work?

[–] puttputt@beehaw.org 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Disturbingly, yes

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Every sufficiently complicated system is indistinguishable from being alive, and living beings need some warm-up time.