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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] Harpsist@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you express grandiose delusions you should be sitting in a psychiatric chair. Not a senate chair.

[–] BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah this blows my mind. If you wouldn't allow a paranoid schizophrenic to hold office, why are you allowing people who think the earth is 6000 years old and dinosaurs aren't real?

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Constant brainwashing and decades of undermining public education.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Well, fortunately he's only a House Rep.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the difference between this guy and a Taliban officer?

I don't care how much he enjoys talking about his favorite fairy tale novel, congress is not a book club.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Oh, but that's totally different! You see, their holy book is just a bunch of heathenish drivel, whereas our holy book is the one and only god given truth! How do I know? It says so right here in my holy book!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority.

I'm not sure which would be worse: that he didn't think this claim through to its logical conclusion, or that he did and didn't see the problem.

[–] academician@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? How many mass-murdering psychopaths has God raised up in authority? What an idiot.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago

I believe that if God gives power to certain individuals, so too can he take it away. Many systems, positions and meanings in society such as caste, authority and regulation are temporary or exist based on a certain set of justifications with a certain set of rules and boundaries. Humanity would be best to learn or perhaps be reminded that there are certain responsibilities that come with leadership, one of those is to lead by example rather than to justify their leadership by an imaginary authority alone.

For example, if we imagine a God as a being of supernatural capabilities, awareness and intelligence, well beyond our understanding, who allows us to live our lives with a certain degree of freedom, would it not be unreasonable to believe that all our current circumstances, everything from our freedom, the truth of certain issues, down to the very matter of this universe itself as it stands is a gift?

Just my two cents

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.

Barry Goldwater

Also relevant:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1981/09/16/goldwater-lashes-religious-pressure/b1caa379-49fa-4e04-82de-dccda6f5e7f9/

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Daily reminder that Clinton was a Goldwater Girl. She's never been anything but a class traitor.

Down voted by milquetoast libs

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck your religion. Keep that shit out of politics please.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, God has nothing to do with those guys💀

[–] Nima@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

god isn't a good guy. he's a villain. they can have him.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you are talking about olympic gods, sure

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be clear there is no god. Also to be clear the stories you have about your god describe a poorly written villain who even if it were real, again it isn't, deserves nothing from humanity except contempt.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Your opinion, your opinion, yeah

[–] Nima@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yahweh's murder count is well over 2 million. he's pretty much the god of murder.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Who am I to judge, right?

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, just the Abrahmic god that decided to flood the world and kill nearly everyone on it innocent or not.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, Noah warned them, so yea-

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey you're gonna die, it's on you now wink

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Not what he said

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FFS you're a grown-ass man!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

slaps a pile of Bronze Age parables about tribal conflicts on the far side of the Mediterranean that have gone through a dozen different iterative translations

Its all crystal clear. Jesus said The American Constitution prohibits dressing outside your birth-certificate assigned gender.