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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Granted. Everybody's boomer parents and grandparents across the globe now call you, and only you, for support. You are on call, 24/7, until all support issues are resolved.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

- I was watching Vinnetou: The Last Shot and then I see The native peer died unexpectedly.

- That's just what happens in the film. What's next, number columns on screen when you started The Matrix? Skipping in Groundhog Day?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 10 months ago

It’s Red Star Linux. You can patch out the spyware but that requires about 10 terminal commands and 95% of people say it’s not worth the trouble.