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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they can't do anything

I know all greentexts are fake but this gave it away for me. Schools will 100% suspend you for what anon did, even if it's not actual drugs it's still drug paraphernalia (if this doesn't stick it can be filed under the "causing a distraction" clause).

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I imagined it as them just having heard rumors of what anon did and possession of actual drugs would have been their only evidence...

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, selling people fake drugs is fraud.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to tell them if the drugs you are selling them are fake. It's the law.

[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

If you are a real drug you have to tell me!

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok, real talk: is that actually legal? It's definitely fraud, but can you fraudulently sell illegal substances?

[–] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, this is definitely illegal in the US. You will likely get multiple charges for fraud, intent to sell narcotics, and if anyone gets harmed attempted manslaughter (some people are allergic to oregano, a lot of stuff that looks like cocaine is deadlier than cocaine). If your customers aren’t dumb kids the retaliation could be worse than the cops too.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's probably illegal to sell anything, especially food, without being registered with the required services like the IRS or the FDA.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

This could fall under the same regulation as a lemonade stand or fundraising cake sales.

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is just an episode from the Office

[–] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

And orange is the new black.