this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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Biblically accurate angel

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

Everything reminds me of her

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago

We can rebuild him.

We can make him better than he was.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago

David Cronenberg keeps himself busy.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is one with a pic on a small child inspecting a cigarette and that child looks like Putin.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I also used to quite enjoy the mustachioed man with plasticine on his neck

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This needs to be a soulslike boss

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Which franchise would you see this in?

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You only have one airway, so you have to keep it well paved.

[–] DmMacniel 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel 5 points 1 day ago

Here have a cig as a thank you :3

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I resemble him

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 23 hours ago

card effect: your opponent immediately gets lungcancer

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The eyes alone give me Kroenen vibes.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Necromancy is haram

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thank God, he finally looks normal.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Body horror level 100. Cronenberg would be proud.