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that put a smile on my face lol
That’s so subtle you had to label it.
My kid obviously didn't understand the original, but he didn't see any difference right away.
I had to point out her foot in the lower one and it was one giant groan so it worked well.
Hmmm idk if I can but imma try
Lots of pillows
Source : gf has a... sizeable asset
Nice
on her side
And the same side all night because she can't move around, her arm must be so numb.
I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest
hate when that happens
I can sleep all night on one site.
But type you cannot. /s
German autocorrect :(
talk like Yoda on the internet, you can!
Ich had kein problem reading die comment.
No, that's German for "the comment"
Die Bart, Die
The first one, and she rocks herself to sleep.
I mean, given how much money she has, she could actually have a mattress with a divot specifically for her ass.
Her ass deflates
When dat booty so thiccc that it doesn't deform under any amount of force applied to it.
Elastic deformation is for peasants.
Plasticity is for Plebs
Intricate system of pullies and straps
Im sure some revolutionary upright coffin sleeping setup has been upsold to celebrities to promote anti aging properties.
Her bed probably have holes, one for the boobs one for the ass.