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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] krippix@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

I broke the dam

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It's true, the fact that we never drew and quartered this guy does seem like a failure of our responsibilities

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] moitoi@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

Looks cool for stickers.

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In a functioning society these fucks would have been sued into bankruptcy for suppressing those studies in the 80s. In our society they can continue to make record profits every year

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

80s? They knew in the 50s. They might even know before. With these liars, you never know.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago

It IS our fault! If we were TRULY responsible people he would have already met the GUILOTINE!