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Jail locks down after convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 3 days ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 24 points 3 days ago

I like that the archive link ends in PorK6

[–] Schorsch 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is my life with ADHD, only it's my wallet or something I'm looking for.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

When I was in high school I once lost my house key for 6 months. When I "found" them, I realised I had spent 6 months pulling the keys out of the pocket of my bag that they were in, looked through the pocket, put the keys back and went "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?!"

[–] pauldrye@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has your wallet murdered anyone? Asking just in case.

[–] Schorsch 3 points 3 days ago

Not in a literal sense at least...

[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

One job man, one job