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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The former fighters found themselves missing the freedom of the front-lines as they adjusted to the mundane nature of office work. Huzaifa, a 24 year-old former sniper, said, “The Taliban used to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in one place, behind a desk and a computer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Life’s become so wearisome; you do the same things every day.”

“In our ministry, there’s little work for me to do,” said Abdul Nafi, 25. “Therefore, I spend most of my time on Twitter. We’re connected to speedy Wi-Fi and Internet. Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the Internet, especially Twitter.”

And with a 9-to-5 comes the dreaded commute—and actually having to show up for the job in order to get paid. “What I don’t like about Kabul is its ever-increasing traffic holdups.” Omar Mansur, 32, said. ”These days, you have to go to the office before 8 AM and stay there till 4 PM. If you don’t go, you’re considered absent, and [the wage for] that day is cut from your salary. We’re now used to that, but it was especially difficult in the first two or three months.”

I never thought I would identify so much with the freaking Taliban.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Taliban used to be free of restrictions

Haha lol.

I spend most of my time on Twitter.

Concerning.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine finding out the dude you were shitposting with about femboys on twitter was a mujahideen.

[–] Daqu@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

That guy actually graduated top of his class?